Tuesday, July 29, 2003

so'kay

went to skool today...
every1 in class noes every1 else
as every1 in class was from previous sem..
but me is new??!

so'kay
me goes in.. sit down.. look around.. look around...
uh oh... me REALLY is the only new kid on block for this course this sem..
SO the Professor wasn't lying after all...

sigh.. i always have to be special rite :P

never mind..

me can mingle by myself with the newbies NEXT sem : P
maybe shall pretend to be newbie next sem... hmmmmmmm

books very expensive...
no way to buy cheaper back home cos the books are special order..
hot off the press..

not supposed to be released until next year...
and they cost freakin AUD 119.95 buckeroos...
the publisher thinks i'm made of money it seems

even better...
have to buy course notes...
that's basically a huge stack of A4 paper...
1 and a half inch thick stack...
got lots of print on it..
no cover whatsoever...
Hey.. it's called Notes wut...
just stupid cheapo THIN RECYCLED paper..
cost: AUD 120.10 WHOOOOwhoooooooooohoooooooollars
seriously.. its a stack of A4 paper...
they thought they would be nice.. they punched holes in the sides for us already..
How Kind...
the publisher? Well.. the University...

so now we know.. the Uni AND the Publishers
think us poor students are made of money..
you know.. the way we just dRRRip money..
the gold just appears after our every step..
we breathe in air and breathe out little diamonds
we shit out blocks of gold..
we pee liquid platinum

well... now i can brag about the dubious honor..
i bot the most expensive Recycled toilet paper ever

oh yes... also have another book to buy... convieniently priced at a low..
AUD 110 bucks

the publisher thinks any figure under 100 reflects too well...
the utterly cheap actual quality of the books..
in order to con profs that the book is oh-so-good..
they price it higher..


*the girl is sulking over the expensive A4 size toilet paper*

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