Bleah!

Sick & tired of this crap
Wish i could dance around
All day long
Singing that line
Into the ears of the CRAP
Imagine revenge by repetition
All day long
SWEET

There's a song by wang leehom
One of the rare chinese artistes that i actually like
Possibly because of identification with the culture clash?
Anyway, thats another boring story for another boring day

Today is
Sick & tired of this crap

So the song that comes to mind is
Yao gun ze me le.
Will grab lyrics later at my com
...if i still feel like it

Crappy world with crappy ppl
Bleah!

removal of wisdom

now i am officially only half as wise
freedom from intellect here i come
halfway there

the man with the great big syringe said
"hmmm.. the risks with this procedure is minimal
but...
yours is indeed deep..
see we have 4 levels
superficial,
embedded,
deep,
complicated."

then he's done jabbing about
"so don't worry, your's is only deep
I don't think it should be complicated..."

he switches to the drill and gets to the real work
after much wrenching about,
crushing and drilling

"indeed yours was not only deep, it was also complicated"

I ask to see my tooth..
apparently it was so complicated
my tooth had to be crushed into many many pieces
so there's not much to see

just like there's not much wisdom left
perhaps that's why i didn't catch that i'm supposed to NOT be the most difficult level
hmmmmm

now me and the moo man have identical smiles
both lopsided!
MOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOO

anyway, he did a good job and got the damn thing out..
i'm hazy on painkillers
but still alive

good night!

Fasionistah

Dear diary,

So today we went shoppin
And found me not one
But 2 yeah TWO lovely dresses!!!

And they both fit luvly
Luv the shape
One is mighty fine all on its own
The other needs some acessorising
But still mighty fine
I'm very pleased about the fit
No alterating needed

I'm a very happy lil gurlie today

Love the hunk for encouraging me to try on that..
What looked iffy on the rack dress...
but ultimately proves his impeccable taste as usual..
Thanks for helping me pick out the two perfect dresses

And we snared a discount on them too!
PERFECT

In the matters if shit

Shitting in the executive toilet
is more comfortable
Than shitting in the common, non-executive toilet

But no matter what
the toilets will stink after it is shitted in

Therefore the conclusion is
that shit stinks
You can only make yourself as comfortable as posible
And get the hell out of the toilet after that

leave needed

i think only 2persins reading this will know what i'm talking about

The moo man has seen it
And the one who secretly stalks this space
Yes cow
I know you are there

Have seen it
Slurred speech
Instant ko when i stop moving
Supreme grumpiness
Extreme impatience
Straighter up nd no bs than normal

Yes i no longer want to go on leave
It is now becoming a need

two wrongs make a right?

i wonder what else i could have done

Then it hits me
I could have not done the right thing
Played a lil dirty
Then i would not have been scathed

But it is not in my nature to be so crooked
Sigh...
I would have felt terribly guilty at the time
But it sure would have saved me this heartache

I only did that once ever
Even then you could not say it was wrong
It was just not textbook right
But
It did save me alot of heartache

So..
Sometimes i guess
Two wrongs do make a right
As in both the cases
I would have protected myself
Without harming anyone in the process
Just not..
Textbook right

and...

i'm back sitting in my office!!!

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