cravings

i had major cravings for chili crab...
missed the chance to have it twice..
then some guys got sent in b god from houston
they took us to have some MAJOR chili crab
WOOOHOOOOO

that was not enough
so the hot dude and i headed off for some XO crab noodles
there was a promotion
*shrugs*
what's a sane... craving for crabs.. person to do?
eat la!

lately i've been craving for all kinds of soups...
tom yam soup
pea and barley soup
abc soup
etc etc
etc etc

and so.... i look up recipes
and just before  launch into my tom yam soup research
i took some time to blog into my awfully neglected blog
so... blog taken care off

TOM YAM SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something i don't care enough to know

Already bleary eyed
Just starting on that soul revving cuppa tea
Flipping through file 2 of 40
Thinkig of the blasted weekend thats going to pot
Cos files 3 to 40 need to get seen

I get a message
The person is letting me know of their extreme morning bowel movements
But not to worry,
They will be in soon...

Ok..
Call me a heartless beeeech
BUT!

I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FREAKIN MORNING SHIT!

I'm speech impaired for a few moments

laughter is goot for health

and so...
i am liking the peoples who understand that we're just out catching up, chilling out and hanging about doing nothing much
which is a luxury these days..
i am liking the peoples who do not deliberately try to provoke me or expect this and that of me
i am liking the peoples enjoy dumb things and dumb shows
shows like...
bruno.. or borat... or some mad doc's hero.. will ferrel
or having a great laugh over shows like rambo
the last part reminds me of david carrell's (is that how his name is spelt?) kungfu show..

managed to catch the last bit of that show
that will ferrel in the man vs wild thing
funny seeing a fat guy slide around the snow
now i want to watch the whole thing

and one more person i eternally enjoy watching
Ian Wright
the dude writes funnier than he is allowed to show on tv..
check his work out
link provided to your right

the brain cells have stopped functioning i tell you
it the the face plants on the high seas...
knocked a few cells out of their casing..
and the cough syrup..
and the ever present haze

the rain is not helping..
its mad rain
the droplets are so big i thought it was hailing..
or it that a sign of cough syrup?
and the thunder...
with kanye west's love lockdown playing in the background
all that tribal sound and rain..
i think i better switch kanye off...
hmmm...

note to mad doc.. sorry if i spelt your hero's name wrong..
its the cough syrup i tell you
au naturel madness in a can i tell you

RIP San Goku

In the beginning there were two
The elder one we named Simba
Simba fell sick and moved on.

Then there was one

The smallest one of the litter
Ppl said the smallest one would be the weakest and sickliest.
We named him San Goku.

As a central character of the Dragonball series
San Goku's character was strong and had many comedic turns

The little doggie we brought home
Indeed was not only able to survive the rigours of growing up
He got into fights and survived
He rarely fell sick
Was definitely not anywhere close to being weak
Indeed he ended up as the alpha dog regardless of his mini stature
Alpha dog he remained til his last day
At the ripe old age of doggy years 12+
Very much befitting the name he was given.

I recall the days he waited for Simba to return after he was taken to the clinic
I hope they are back together now
Romping about as they would do
Getting into the mischief they would create

And so now
There is none.

RIP San Goku
We miss you dearly

Bleah!

Sick & tired of this crap
Wish i could dance around
All day long
Singing that line
Into the ears of the CRAP
Imagine revenge by repetition
All day long
SWEET

There's a song by wang leehom
One of the rare chinese artistes that i actually like
Possibly because of identification with the culture clash?
Anyway, thats another boring story for another boring day

Today is
Sick & tired of this crap

So the song that comes to mind is
Yao gun ze me le.
Will grab lyrics later at my com
...if i still feel like it

Crappy world with crappy ppl
Bleah!

removal of wisdom

now i am officially only half as wise
freedom from intellect here i come
halfway there

the man with the great big syringe said
"hmmm.. the risks with this procedure is minimal
but...
yours is indeed deep..
see we have 4 levels
superficial,
embedded,
deep,
complicated."

then he's done jabbing about
"so don't worry, your's is only deep
I don't think it should be complicated..."

he switches to the drill and gets to the real work
after much wrenching about,
crushing and drilling

"indeed yours was not only deep, it was also complicated"

I ask to see my tooth..
apparently it was so complicated
my tooth had to be crushed into many many pieces
so there's not much to see

just like there's not much wisdom left
perhaps that's why i didn't catch that i'm supposed to NOT be the most difficult level
hmmmmm

now me and the moo man have identical smiles
both lopsided!
MOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOO

anyway, he did a good job and got the damn thing out..
i'm hazy on painkillers
but still alive

good night!

Fasionistah

Dear diary,

So today we went shoppin
And found me not one
But 2 yeah TWO lovely dresses!!!

And they both fit luvly
Luv the shape
One is mighty fine all on its own
The other needs some acessorising
But still mighty fine
I'm very pleased about the fit
No alterating needed

I'm a very happy lil gurlie today

Love the hunk for encouraging me to try on that..
What looked iffy on the rack dress...
but ultimately proves his impeccable taste as usual..
Thanks for helping me pick out the two perfect dresses

And we snared a discount on them too!
PERFECT