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rite...
am bad baaaaaad naughty gurl..
me have slacked off from blogging again..
did u pplz miss me?
*bats eyes*

s'okay..
so what did this crazy cow get up to since...
erm.. erm... lemme chk last blog date.. must have been eons...
erm.... OH.. it was only friday! CHEH!
i tot what!

anyway.. so in between the sleeping,
the eating,
the perving at men,
i managed to fit in some
minisculeamountsofstudying for the testthatitotihadthreeweekstostudyfor
but which turnedouttobenextweekOOooooops

but then more than that..
for how can i be chained to a textbook?
many brave humans have tried,
and failed
MISERABLY
managed to fit in some more exciting stuff...
like sleep sleep and shopping..

YAY! me and my other (human) housemate went for a lil' brite ol' stroll in the supermarket stocking up the groceries and emergency food
hey... in this part of the world... can kena bombed anytime (by a bird, by a plane.. same diff)
so must have emergency food hokay!

but of course our resident pet dog had to tag along and ruin all the fun
it's my job to keep the house stocked with the foodstuffs

btw we've got a stupid broken record in the house now too... it comes with the inhouse pet :P

(the following script is follows from an earlier act which basically goes, cornstarch cornstarch and cornstarch for a week)

bitch: "do you remember what to buy?"
me: *walks away in annoyance*
bitch: (softly) cornstarch
me: stomps down the stairs

(car scene)
bitch: hmmm... what do we need to buy ah?
me: (eyes shooting darts)
bitch: ah... cornstarch..mmmmm... oh there's no more milk already....
bitch STILL: oh ya.. and there's oso no more cornstarch

(arrive at supermarket and happy family getting out of car)
bitch (yes STILL) : ooh..buy cornstarch
me : (ignores and walks away fast with grim face)

(in supermarket)
bitch: ooh...where is the cornstarch ah?
me: (walks away cursing under breath to change aisles)
bitch: (follows to see i get cornstarch)
me: (decides to change supermarket and go to the safeway next door) (yup there's two supers next to each other)
(engages in evasive Maneuvers, enter tampon aisle)
bitch: (leaves)
YusssssS!!!!!!!!!!! FREEDOM FROM CORNSTARCH!!!!!!!

quick roll and slide to different supermarket
grabs things i need, cursing all the way, pay and wait to rejoin nice housemate and house pet
Have to meet back in the old super... but i tot i'd be ok since i got the CORNSTARCH

pet greets me with a welcoming bark: oh have to get cornstarch
and nicely saunters off to get cornstarch as seeing i'm not moving
when bitch returns to trolley with cornstarch,

me: got already (why waste words rite)

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BITCH DID?!!!!!!!!!!!
he checked!!!
he FUCKING HELL actually CHECKED in my grocery bags to make sure i FUCKING SHIT ASS did buy the FUCKING CORNSTARCH!!!
like.. OH MY GAWD
AND he did it in front of me (the gumption!!)

AND he DARED to show me a not-so-happy face,
as i bot the cheapest FUCKING STARCH there was (as was pissed and actually tempted not to buy the fucking C-o-R-n-S-t-A-r-C-h),
it seems...
there's a diff between the more expensive CORNSTARCH and the cheapest CORNSTARCH...


the fucking CORN-stipated Beeeetch,
prolly thinks the expensive cornstarch makes a better lubricant for his ASS,
when he actually goes for his weekly SHIT,
and manages to get something OUT!!

(end of script... till the next time *ten nen ten nen [jaws theme]*)

i wish there were such a thing in this world as invisible slaps...
guess who would be waking up to a swollen face everyday then!

why invisible? cos he's my fucking (unwanted) housemate,
and he's so thick skinned there's no way to make him leave without physically throwing him out,
plus my other nice housemate thinks peace in the house is very important (which i do agree) so can't have a bloody blow up like i would normally have already done eons ago,

so i'm stuck with this thick-skinned-kena-thrown-out-of-hostel-before-unwanted-socially-deficient-piece-of-crap
(YES, you read rite, he was actually thrown out on his ass from the boarding house he was previously, they locked him out of his room and gave him 12 hourse to leave)
(that was another story, but he was supremely lucky that he had managed to leach on to us by then, else he would have seriously been SCREWED cos he had no other friends)

i dunno.. i'm sorry you guys have to put up with the tales of the Bitch and beyond,
but, it might amuse the sadists,
and i need to let it out somewhere other than supermarket aisles,
...so too darn bad you gotta put up with it
MUAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm THIS close to revealing his name
against my online policy as some may have noticed
but i seriously am THIS close man...

invisible slaps...
someone should invent that!
you'd be rich beyond your wildest dreams man...

can you imagine the pleasure of being able to do invisible slaps?
better than sex AND chocolate i'm thinking at this moment
cornstaa (slap) cor(SLAP) CO(PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK PIAK)
silence (PIAK till infinity)

woooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo