holiday over

sigh...
although it wasn't much of a holiday..
being more like a string of assignment due times...

it's still sad that its over :(
cos it signals the beggining of exam prep time
sigh...

ALSO it signals
*use deep ghost story voice*
the Return of the Lame Bitch Housemate

and he's back with a vengeance
he began existing again in the house
:P and double :P

so he started off with a nice comment yesterday night
it was about a show called "the bachelorette"
basically like "the bachelor" but instead of girls fighting for a guy
its going to be guys fighting for the girl now

and what did the Lame Bitch have to say about that?
*clears throat*
and I quote
"its wrong la, 25 guys going after one girl, the bachelor is ok, but this is wrong la"

girls together:
WHAT?!!!!!!

where the fuck did his fucking balls go to?
ooh... sorry.. forgot.. he dun have balls..
and so following dun have brains

so 25 girls clamoring for one guy is ok
but 25 guys clamoring for one girl is not?
where has he been living?
kermit land?

actually...
he probably got kicked out by kermit...

anyway back to the bitching...

i figure
it must be because he's so sad and such a loser,
that if he were to compete against sesame street's groucho,
for the hand of the mutated lady of Mars,
he'd lose...
in fact.. if he were to compete with his shit (the one that comes out of his ass)
He'd STILL lose!

so if he had to compete with 25 other guys...
he's better off removing one rib and giving himself a blow job

on the other hand,
if there were 25 girls competing for one guy,
he could see himself in the situation and be enjoying it.

the only problem then,
would be that his imagined self would run away from him
and he'd have to keep bringing it back

and if ever did happen that he was to be the male in 'the bachelor'
for a 50 mile radius
from the bachelor pad
where all the girls are supposed to be staying in...
it would resemble a nuclear fallout
not even a cockroach would want to be caught with a feeler in that area

and the house?
well...
there might be a singular lame
horny desperate amoeba waiting to be raped and satisfied
before it makes the journey to suck marilyn manson's cock or whatever it is on that end of Manson's bod

you can tell he'd been pissing me off the whole holiday can't you :P

anyway, as a note,
i dunno what land he's been living in..
but in our normal world,
the scene is more like Bachelorette don't you think?
.. guys going after the girls is more common than the other way round