trying to be funny

me and my nice housemate had a nice lil after dinner chat
and we started talking about funny names
so here are a smatterring of what set us off

i have a friend
he's middle name is freeway
he has two brothers whose middle names are highway and seaway
their father works for a highway construction agency

there was a teacher in my housemate's school
tan see hang
(sihang in cantonese translates to toilet bowl)

the worse part was one of his friends saw the name
and laughed
naturally he called another friend to come have a look
'check out this fucker's name' he laughed as he pointed to the name
"that's my father" came the reply
uh oh...

my housemate met a girl
her name was Swea Ting

he also has a friend
her name was May Ting

can you imagine if the two Tings met up?
hi, I'm sweating
and I'm mating

oh dear...

i'm gonna get alot of pervs reading my blog aren't i?