hot day

yesterday was a hot day
but we spent it indoors
in air con
and dah hugged a porn star
and took a photo with her
and then it became really hot
as in angry hot

the porn star
me and my girlfren agreed after viewing the (spoilt) 'goods'
appeared to have lumpy thighs from liposuction
some silicone implants for boobs
nice skin (mostly)
quite pretty
but also a bit erm.. aged
and her facial skin was a bit dried out
and the best part is
i'm not making all that stuff about her up jus cos i was pissed

anyway
today is also really hot
as in weather is hot
and i'm indoors
but no aircon
and thinking where to go..
someplace with aircon i suppose..

and No has been porn stars...

all the farm animals together now
*craps on the porn stars hand me down fake prada shoes*

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