the two men on the motorcycle swerved
from the middle of the lane they swerved
hard right to the curb
the pillion rider reaches out
his grubby little hand
grubby, greedy, reaching hand

but too late!!
the Hero sees them!
he too reaches out
and in the nick of time,
pulls back the unsuspecting girl and her bag

the greedy hand reaches
and...
only manages a lame smack on the side of the bag

the Hero has saved the day!!!!!!!

*applause applause*

well, well,
dah, my hero!
^-^

dah said he should have kicked them
down from the bike as they were passing
but unfortunately
he only thought of it after the matter
but no biggie as he's still my hero!!!

but if he had,
i'd have like to kick them into something like mush
but perhaps i might not have had to do that
as my hero would be so angry that these two piddling fartsticks
would even dare dream of attacking his darling's little finger
he'd probably smashed them into pulp himself!
fooiyoh!
so macho hor...

*sighs*
my hero!