sneak!

the bitch from beyond has struck again!
got your ears pricked?
your eyes wide open?
let's start the new installment of...
THE BITCH... AND BEYOND!
*wooooooo ... eerie sound*

a tall sneaky sillouette slinks past
quickly it slides into the quiet deserted aisles of the supermarket
a hand darts out
it grabs something
and drops it into the cart

it takes a glance at the next aisle
it strikes again
grabs something
and drops it into the cart

so stealthily he makes his rounds
round the supermarket he goes
silently, silently making his choices
grabbing things
and putting it into his cart

he goes to the cashier
and the cashier's hair stands on end
she scans the things quick as she can
collects the payment
quick as she can
throws the change at him and bids him gone

in a flash of lightning
the sillouette dissapears into the night
as sneakily as he came
he attacked
and sneakily left with his huge bag of stuff

oh ya.. he also kept the receipt
to claim from me

it seems it comes to $140 bucks ++

you see there is an arrangement
where i pay for groceries
but at the moment
the bitch is there
and i am not
so he took the opportunity to 'stock up'
while i am not there

groceries dah buys is ok.. cos he is not so bad to spend money recklessly
groceries my nice housemate buys is ok.. cos he is also not so bad to buy things he normally won't buy just cos someoneelse is paying for it

the bitch? well.. did you see what i typed there?
i repeat $1-4-0..
that is $ one four oh
$ uno quartro 0h!
claim from me?

*shows the v sign*
the other way round
UP HIS MAN!

maybe i'm sensitive cos it mooolah
maybe i'm sensitive cos i don't like him
but i get the feeling that he buys things that he won't normally buy
cos other ppl are paying for it..
actually i don't just have the feeling
i have the proof
but that... is another story from another day

anyhows...
it seems he has stocked up on some black sauce
oh yes..
and if i am not guessing wrongly
prolly some nice white cornflour too..
you know.. the branded kind
well you know..
black sauce and cornflour...
it really is a a luxurious lubricant for constipated asses...
and the poor thing is trully constipated

why black sauce?
did i hear someone ask me why black sauce?
well.. didn't i say its some kind of luxurious ass lube?

you know..
this reminds me
when i first arrived at the house..
the kitchen had thick black sauce
but no soy sauce...
strange but true...

from the files of..
the bitch... and beyond
*eerie flashes of light*