16 degrees and going colder

ok.. as you all clever ppl noe by now,
its currently 16 degrees outside
not freezing, ass tightning cold yet
but coold still.
Not an ice-cream day

so being a hot creature
i'm trying to create some heat here in the room
to the pervs out there...
read
H-E-A-T-E-R on full blast

anyways,
i'm wondering
a) how come i read the paper and then i forget what its going on about once i stop reading it?
b) how does one connect a desktop to a laptop?
you know so you can share info and peripherals between the two computers...
will a USB cable between the two do the trick?
c) when am i going to finish my proposal at the rate i'm going?
d) how come i slept the whole day woke up in the afternoon to go to class
and fell asleep in class? was it the lecturer or me?
i think it was me
e) how come there's not many nice slow songs out there anymore? aka joshua kadison beautiful in my eyes
f) how come it's so hard to find a nice restaurant or place in Melbourne where one can go to have nice slow dance?
g) how can melbourne say its a city that is full of things to do at night when the shops close at 5?

yup... the mysteries in life...
they can go on and on..