if you...

if you complain alot about how i should stop ordering the yummilicious food
if you complain alot about how we won't be able to finish the yummilicious food
if you cannot hear me saying, its ok cos we don't come here often and we can pack back what we don't finish
if you bloody fuckface just won't shut up and let me order what I want to eat
instead of just what YOU want to eat
which i did order AS WELL

then...
1) DO NOT EAT ANYTHING OF WHAT I ORDERED THAT YOU SAID NOT TO
2) when we do pack the food back...
DO NOT GOBBLE UP EVERYTHING THE SAME BLOODY NIGHT AND LEAVE NOTHING FOR EVERYONEELSE

because
YOU WERE THE ONE COMPLAINING WE CAN'T FINISH THE FOOD!
and who the fuckgreedygobble face went and stuffed his face with ALL THE FOOD we packed back
AND LEFT NOTHING FOR EVERYONELSE?
you fuckerface

and you know what else fuckerface?
it takes 2 seconds to take the shower head
rinse clean the floor
so that others don't have to see you @#%^^# PUBIC HAIR ON THE SHOWER FLOOR!!!!!

and you know what else fuckerface?
you just wish you were a fuckerface cos that means you got some 'action'
is that why you leave your pubic hair in the shower?
to attract possible mates?
then your first name must be Stu and your last name must be Pid

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well.. it is a place to bitch and rant and rave after all...
next up.. a nice blog..
*winks*