not funny

it is not funny when...
you got loads of assignments due
one tomorrow
one the day after
one the data will only be available the day after so you have to prepare for
mid-semester exam in a week's time
and an assortment of other things to be done

it is not funny when...
in order to complete your assignment
you have to connect to the uni server

it is very not funny when...
you are going to finish one question
and your CABLE internet gets disconnected

it is extremely VERY specially NOT funny when...
when you are going to finish a question
when you need to be connected to the uni server to do the question
your cable internet gets diconnected
because your housemate who's computer acts as a hub
is downloading porn and various UNIMPORTANT movies and shit

PORN my dears,
PORN!
fuckhead!!!!!!!

*dreams of wiping his face on the road*

and the best part is...
you can't tell him not to download shit for just that little while..

why?
cos.. one word.. pride...
he won't even own up to switching on the heater on a 30 degree day
... what makes anyone think he'll own up to being the cause of the disconnecting?

i did try.. trust me i did...
*ahem* and i quote "must be my computer too slow for the (internet provider's) server"

please someone tell me i don't appear that stupid..
techclueless.. yes..
but please someone tell me i'm not that clueless...

disconnected from CABLE INTERNET cos your @#%##computer is too slow for their server???!!!
Porn is porn is porn is not slow computer
if your computer can play porn it ain't slow

and p.s. we've never been disconnected like that before we switched to this unlimited downloading plan that lets him get his porn 24-7

*thinks of shoving a flaming piece of wood up his ass*

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but then again...
must give credit where credit is due

he has improved this time we've been back
things are better..
but then, there's still these little selfish things that remain
but you know.. better is better
so goodie

so now let me try to remember that

*dreams of slapping him with a piece of wood instead of a piece of road*