princess tonight

so Mary Donaldson is to REALLY become a princess tonight
congratulations to her and Prince Fredrik

to the other girls out there like me doing all the wishful dreaming
hey.. note the words... wishful dreaming
or go to more olympic games and try to get into the royal boxes there :P
yah, anyway the person becoming princess tonight ain't me
so i better bugger off and mind me own business
:P

i'm starving now
and all i'm thinking about?
is eating a damn kiwi
my brains and my tummy ain't connecting somewhere
and i'm in the middle suffering from their combined stupidities

oh yes..
and i better make more effort to eat breakfast again
before i shrink back again into my killer bone protuding mode

*makes mental note*

*dreams of becoming a princess*
*dreams interupted by a kiwi fruit*
Damn!