NEWS FLASH!!!

OMG OMG OMG
*squawks like a headless chicken*

the IMPOSSIBLE just occured
are you guys ready?
*drum roll puhleez*
Dah actually waltzed into the room and said
"shit! i think i might not go to watch the football today"

prrrrrp
*rewind*
"Shit! i think i might NOT go to watch the football today"

yes..
ladies and gentlemen...
u read rite..
i heard rite..
that came out of dah's mouth

and then he waltzed out of the room
and back to his books again
*eyes pops out*
*ears fall off*
*mouth disconnected from face*

Now... whether he actually does miss out on his Euro 2004 games tonight
is a sight, still to be seen

but the fact that he actually SAID such a thing is news enough already
as it is, he NEVER cheats on football
can cheat on everything else
but NEVER on football
how principled... *raises cynical eyebrow*
c'est non?

and i was so surprised
i nearly forgot how to spell squawks there for a moment
it was coming out as
squak
squack
squek
:P