dripping dry

as i sit here in my towel drying off..
after my nice bath..
feet aching from a marathon shopping spree..
eh.. it lasted..er...
11am-6pm..
SEVEN hours ok!
too lazy to walk another step to get my clothes
i'm thinking of...
oprah..

that woman went n gave away couple hundred car to her audience!!!
me wanna be a part of that audience!!!!!
grrrrrr...

well... she din't buy those cars out of her own pocket..
they were sponsored by a certain car company

but STILL
i wanna free car!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

then i'd sell it
buy another car that's half the price
and keep the rest in cash

MUHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
*thunder and lightning and a sihouette of a giant car*