if u like Mark Twain

or you wanted the answer to the guru's TWAIN (summary for lazy bums provided below)

TWAIN't nuttin when ur TWAINING at work in the weekend at 7 in the TWAINING morning

YEAH

the first twain, as in Mark Twain was a doode, who write poems and stories, American

the second twain, as in the TWAIN that the guru asked about is an organisation which writes and tries to set standards for the descritption of certain computer gadgets known as scanners.

wanna know more? GO READ FOR URSELF ;P
lazybones!