Le Miserables

The most miserable thing i heard
*there was something here*
*removed on advice of the hot dude*
*use your imagination la*

The most miserable thing that has NOT happened to me yet
We were sitting around
having after dinner drinks
mucking around with our hi-tech phones
the guy goes
"hey.. XXX just invited me to his wedding..
via facebook"

WAH!!!

of course
the guy turned down the invite

i heard another guy pal got a facebook wedding invite too..
what is this world coming to?

i tell you
if you cannot be blardee bothered to personally invite me to your wedding
i also cannot be blardee bothered to make it to your wedding in person

enough said

The next most miserable thing that HAS happened to me
aside from being struck by a flu
which has made me pretty miserable these few days
...

my phone rings
(at least he does it personally)
"heya! long long time no see..
etc etc
btw, would you be able to come to my wedding on XXX"
which is blardee 1 week away
(i guess he was in a hurry to fill up seats so he had to call)

i am polite
"sorry ah... i cannot make it la..
you know la.. i very busy person..
terrible"

my head is fuming
"if you didn't blardee want me to go to your wedding in the first place
when you were dreaming up that guest list
what makes you blardee think i want to go to fill up blardee seats for you
i.e. PAY FOR IT via an ANGPAU???"
scroll on to your next waterfish in your contact list
pal
*last word loaded with sarcasm*

Yes
having the flu makes a
EFFING MISERABLE