albert's alarm clock...

albert's alarm clock is very precise, and very good....
it also very loud...
now that's all well and good for good ol' albert...
WHEN HE IS ACTUALLY IN HIS ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when he is not in his room the damn thing just keeps RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGing... and tis not very nice when ur trying to sleep..
and when albert is at breakfast, when this usually occurs, he often eats very slowly and takes his own sweet time...
so pls albert... NEXT TIME THROW THE DAMN THING OUT!!!!!!

so there... ode to albert's alarm clock *peace*