Saturday, November 09, 2002

tall cool glass of crysanthemum tea and assorted herbs

my, my, what would i not give for one of the above now?
my fever gave way to a sore throat ... its frigging sickening to be unable to talk properly without having to go into spasms of coughs and chokes :P
its oso friggin' disgusting to be unable to swallow even your own saliva cos its hurts double :P :P !

anyway enough about that......
lets move on to other peoples winges...
so what are the other winges?
generally i hear.. hot... very hot...
someone is wingeing to me on msn now about how oily this food adn that food is... too much msn etc etc :P she always winges about that on msn and in real life
i hear exams sux.. now really?
my best friend is stressed from exams or so she says... knowing her... she's just stressed cos the ppl in her uni are all kiasu, she can ace her papers eyes closed.
i hear a scream.........

*rushes out to see whadup*
darling rushing out of the elevator....
so ka....... its a big huge horrendous moth in the elevator... it snuck in with him
it flapped its wings at him and darling was cowering in a corner of the elevator in absolute abject prostrate fear...
jeez..... the things you can be afraid off huh? :P so its not a national emergency... we'll all continue our lives...
i shall give him some water and tell him to grow up.
i cannot believe how a small little bitty mite of a thing like that that probably weighs less than 1gramme can evoke such fear from this 78 kilo bulk...

i recall in school i was a notty notty little girl... i found out darling (we weren't going out then) ... at that time m arch insulting nemesis (you know... little scribblings of affection on each other's note pads and books and stuff *you world class idiot*, * you bumbling piece of shit* etc etc... or even justa a simple HUMONGOUS smily face on the wrong page muahahaha)
so this notty notty little bitty girl, she foudn out how this little boy was afraid of bugs ... so she went with her friend and caught a lovely HUGE butterfly and put it into his locker...
the plan was perfect. everyone gathered around for the show.......... just needed the entertainer to arrive......... classes began.... bugger was late...
we risked it and waited more....... teachers screaming bloody murder now.... SHIT.... couldn't wait any longer.. so i trooped off to class...
the moment my but touched the chair.... there was a huge ass scream *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* and darling ran past the class.... he ran down the corridor and round the block..... *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* all the way!! ...
now i shit you not when i tell u he ran around the block screaming....
that was very very satisfying scream muahahahhahaha too bad i missed actually seeing it -____-
the best part was this baffoon ran around the block screaming and ran right smartly back to his locker hahahahaa
but by then he had calmed down and the butterfly had flown away
now... how good was that scream..... wah sai... i tell you very good! if only i had a video camera!

now... where art thou my glass of crysanthemum tea?? -___-

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