Monday, May 26, 2003

things on the road

there are many crazy assed mosquitoes on the road
these mossies are real big and sumtimes real dumb
sorry.. not dumb.. pure stupid
they weave in and out of traffic like the road is their grandfather's
they make annoying noises and move at the speed of light... reduced by a gazzillion times
they are... dumb asses on motorbikes trying to get killed

given that my father also has a bike.. ok..
its a scooter.. and bright red scooter..
so i try to remember to calm down
and not give in to the urge of mowing them down

that's not to say car drivers are absolute angels either
those fat bummed spoilt shits..
they are crazy assed possesive buggers...
they never give way and cut in and out in front of me like drunken flys
its a miracle some of them ever got their driving licenses..
they must be criminally insane

*the girl smooths her hair and checks in with her psychologist*

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