a spate of hardworking hormones

the rare hormone..
workalotalin..
has struck.

the lucky person to have managed to have a glimpse of this hormone..
will be blessed with upward spikes in productivity..
feel compelled to do all their homework..
fret when they haven't completed their readings

the duration of productivity varies with the
Oooomph factor of said hormone

if Oooomph factor (hopefully) high...
productivity can last for long way...
best target Oooomph factor is at least untill after last exam paper..

if Oooomph factor (unfortunately) low...
productivity can last in short spurts..
in worst case scenario.. only for one micro nano second...

interesting special case observed:
in males working in construction sites..
low Oooomph factor can lead to hallucinations of barely dressed buxom females working in construction site...
excuse given for making life even more unfair for females?
appears to be weight of balls for guys..
given that balls are usually light..
if heavy indicates physical problem (please consult your doctor for advise)
does that prove new age hypothesis that guys are actually the weaker sex?

the girl has been hit by said Workalotalin...
WHOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wanna do all homework before said rare hormone dissapates into Bad hormone
lazalotalin

weeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee