wonderful med student

it's embarrasing...
i keep falling down the stairs for no good reason..
i don't run down the stairs..
i walk...
yet i can still slip...

but anyway
here is a demonstration of the wonderful logical deductions of a med student...

i fall down the stairs..
there are at least 3 huge thumps as my gravity loving butt falls along...
there is also at least one yelp

med student (for simplicity.. i call him Dah)
he's actually a brilliant student who doesn't know how to treat blisters...
Dah is downstairs watching tv..

he hears the loud noise and the yelp
he turns around to look...

now at this moment some fascinating things happen in his head..
he thinks...
there was a loud noise and a yelp..
she's sitting up on the stairs...
looking like she's in pain...
but the loud noise must have cushioned her fall..
you know.. like sound waves on tv can do many a splendored thing rite?
so actually she must be pretending..
not a medical emergency
watch tv again

in his defence i must say...
well.. it wasn't a medical emergency...
heck there was no gore rite?
no one got stabbed...
there is no bone sticking out through flesh and skin..
no puddles of blood...
head still connected to neck which is still connected to chest...

so you know..
it's a logical med student's deduction that it's ok to fall down the stairs...
with a loud noise and a yelp
hell.. it may even be good for your health
so next thing you know...
the doctors in the future will be telling us...
we should have a worldwide fall down the stairs day..
woohooo what fun!