Episode 2

i bought lamb mince...
intention.. make pasta..
been some time since i had pasta...
so pasta one of these days sounds good to me

today is stupid bitchead's turn to cook
what does he choose to cook?
lamb mince...
fine and dandy
what does he choose to make it with?
pasta...
the pasta sauce to be the lamb in the bolognaise sauce i previously bought
perfect, wonderful, great

so he cooks and voila...
c'est dinner time

so we're eating..
i take a bite...
*goes crosseyed*
did you put mint jelly into this?!

stupid bitchead: ya..

i ask why..
stupid bitchead: cos got lamb mah

*headache, stomachache*

here's his fantastic recipe... (not recommended to non-suicidals)
pasta al dente for the pasta

pasta sauce:
1 can bolognaise sauce
lamb mince (1kg)
CHINESE MUSHROOMS (?!) (as in the dried black kind you have to soak before eating) (what the?!.. ok.. there's a reason for stupid to be called stupid right..)
a generous dose of your newly bought "mint jam"


ok... so if ur game enough to try.. go on..
but if ur stomach feels sick after that.. dun look at me
what does it taste like?
mint and tomato

oh yes.. he used have a block of butter too... i dunno if it went in the sauce or in the pasta..
but it was half a block of butter i.e. 200grams
1/5 of the weight of the lamb

*double crosseyed*

anyway i just threw mine away..
it looks like indomee tonight

as an appendix
yes... i did ask him.. do you know what lamb chop is?
yes i did tell him...ppl eat mint jelly with lamb chop