laugh or cry

ok.. here is a series of events..
you may choose to laugh
or you may choose to cry
me.. i choose *headache* + resolution

episode 1
stupid bitchead goes and buys jam
comes home with 1 strawberry jam and 1 mint jelly
he nicely tells us how he bought this strange rare (he's never seen before) jam
and he says its mint jam
me and nice housemate look at each other.. Mint Jam?! what the...
and we say... mint jelly you mean

now stupid bitchead...
on account of being a stupid AND prideful bitchead
INSISTS.. absolutely INSISTS that it is mint jam...
but me and nice housemate say.. there is no such thing la..
where got ppl put mint jam on bread wan... so disgusting...

so stupid bitchead..
he so adamnant he bought mint jam...
he says with a you-guys-are-stupid-look
"Its mint jam la... You KNOW... for putting on bread"
and he says...
"HAIYAA.. I show you la.. haiya!"
and he takes it out
and it says.. mint jelly... the one you eat with lamb

so stupid bitchead...
he is embarrassed and keeps quiet and says..
"aiya.. like that ah.. eat more lamb loh"
and gives his annoying laugh that literally goes...
Heh Heh Heh

and nice housemate just has a nice comment that sums it all up
even if there were such a thing as mint jam for bread..
i won't be so stupid to buy it loh..
cos that's disgusting!

nuff said.