too helpful

you see..
today started out as a good day,
a nice day,
the sun was shining
nice weather to go out in a skirt cos finally it's not too cold for once
i was sleeping...
'twas all good and wonderful

i wake up
i'm happy
i wear my skirt
i'm happy
i put on my heels
i'm happy
i walk to uni enjoying the nice sunshine after my nice long sleep
i'm still happy

so what happened?
ok... at this point i must introduce 2 more evil characters.
one i will call Stalker
the other i will dub, Toodamnhelpful
ah yes.. and a thrid one too... Ah Pek

so i reach uni
what happens?
Ah Pek passes me this assignment that i've completed my part for and so has everyone else in the team
what's the problem?
Ah Pek has just plagarised the whole of his part!
PLAGERISED>>>>>>> COPY WORD FOR WORD
eeeeeeexccuuoooooooossssssse me AH PEK!
IF we wanted you to copy WORD FOR WORD the damn report we gave you (THAT YOU DIN'T EVEN GET FOR YOURSELF)
we would've just used the photocopy machine
AH PEK are you a walking photocopy machine?! **#($($)@#$%%
what's the fuss?
well.. we the rest of the team have to do his part again...
basically meaning... do his part for him
grrrrrr... ok... so its a little pebble
can still be happy
*gives a flat yay*

the next thing i know?
enter the stalker
now this stalker has a bit of background
this stalker...
is DAMN ANNOYING
why is this stalker DAMN ANNOYING?
cos it ain't got no brains of its own
and its a copycat
copy everything i do, goes everywhere i go, gets the same damn hairstyle i get,
and today reached new heights...
even... WEARING THE SAME DAMN JACKET I WEAR!!!
OI! BITCH.. get your own fashion consultant if you are blind ok!
BItch..
no... i dun like this Stalker.. nah uh... so even if its a petty little thing like that...
still gives you the cert... bitch...
if you are saying...ok.. so its just a jacket...
you haven't been stalked have you?

so anyway i'm a lil cheesed off now..
so what do i do?
i leave... hey.. still got the rest of the day rite?
i'm off to meet a friend with some brains now..
on my way to see my friend who comes in the picture?
that's right...
none other than...
Toodamnhelpful!
ok..this one is not the shitheads' fault..
note.. this one is the low level evil being.. only shithead...
all that thing was trying to do was be helpful
but unfortunately for it... it was helpful without being to sensitive to others' feelings
i.e. its is an insensitive Toodamnhelpful

what did it do?
stop me in my tracks, in my beautiful skirt on my started out as nice day and says
"hey! can you pass this to your bf for me?"
hands me a stack of immigration related shit

here is what i wanted to say
"hey shithead! don't you know i don't want to stay in this shithole?"
"hey shithead! you don't have to be a fucking walking talking immigration brochure"
"hey shithead! you don't have to go around assuming everyone wants to stay here with you and dance around in frilly pom poms with you to waste their lives away"
"hey shithead! stop trying to convince everyone including my bf to stay"

its just insensitive what Toodamnhelpful did
a) knowing that talk of immigration makes me depressed and yet still bringing it up
b) having been in the same situation before and suffered through it
stupid wretch

here is what i did
*smile sweetly*
*take the stack*
*walk away*
*wish i could slap that shithead's face*

so now i'm cheesed off and upset

and so i'm still on my way to see my friend
it was nice.. a bright spark in the day
made everything better
so once again the day looks good

and then i go home
i take the public transport home
all happy
in my nice skirt
and who gets on at the next stop?
the STALKER

ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG

i think i heard the door downstairs...
i need a hug
*runs off to greet dah*