Hussies
(gale force warning: trademark long long long winded stuff upcoming)
(read only if eyes and brains up to it)

see some things in life are very clear
for example…
do not kill anyone or anything unless you are fighting for you life
or another example
girls (boys) do not like their boy(girl)friend’s ex(s) and ex crush(es)
these ppl simply do not get along

that is very clear is it not?
If it is not… especially the first example,
I can recommend very very very good psychiatrists for you

Then there are other things which are very clear
But there are people out there who don’t seem to get it
For example…
Ppl who are attached are strictly OFF LIMITS

No no no…
This has NOT come about due to any scandal…
To those ppl out there who seem to think my life is a spectacular series of scandals
You want scandal..
Go watch chinese operatic series or something of the sort
Or you could go get a life :D

No no no…
This also has not come about due to the now exonerated ai ling
So anyway.. back to the point…
So attached ppl are strictly OFF LIMITS

anyway, there's a thing called flirting
and then smart geeky people with ugly faces but the most fashionable glasses
came up with this thing called..
online flirting/cyber flirt or virtual flirt...
or whatever... its just not really that real
but that's a side point

so if someone ever dares to have this thought in their head
well let me flirt with so and so even though so and so is attached..
they ought to
a) go see a shrink
AND
b) get a life
AND
c) remember there's such a thing as karma...
meaning for the rest of their miserable lives they will be
a) miserably lonely and unable to find love at all
or
b) miserably paranoid that their (finally found) true love is having affairs on the side
and also miserably aware that their paranoia is not paranoia.. but reality
(may all you miserable hussies all have miserable lives lived out in a miserable shit filled pee stenched hole)

now, if on the other hand
so and so is attached and (heaven forbid) decides to flirt with that hussy on the corner..
..just for some fun.. you know (no really.. i dun really know actually)
ok... the argument goes it takes two to tango
ok.. so if the so and so wants to do this side tango
and the hussy is aware that so and so is attached,
the hussy should really remember that there is such a thing as karma
meaning as i said before
for the rest of their miserable lives they will be
a) miserably lonely and unable to find love at all
or
b) miserably paranoid that their (finally found) true love is having affairs on the side
and also miserably aware that their paranoia is not paranoia.. but reality
(may all you miserable hussies all have miserable lives lived out in a miserable shit filled pee stenched hole)

And therefore the hussy should have the common sense
to tell so and so.. sorry not interested, and be a good person and never try this again with anyone else

of course
if the hussy decides to go with the flow and flirts with the so and so
the hussy will be condemned to a miserable life
and all that karma brings

oh yes... and the karma i think also involves being reincarnated
as a piece of low life shit from a low life cockroach's ass
and both are stepped on by the so and so's partner...
well..
there's karma for you

so to all low life hussies out there
keep you hands to your own ass
do not attempt to reach out for other ppl's beloved's asses
only touch other ppl's asses when they are not attached
there's always this very convenient thing called masturbation in times of serious emergencies

and to all lowest of lowest life hussies out there messing with my man
or thinking of messing with my man
i have one word for you
KARMA
you piece of cockroach shit

and i truly believe in it you know

and now...
anyone wants to accuse my dah of misbehaviours..
please re-read paras five and six and get your eyes checked out
or join the sensationalist papers and be low life paparazzi or something or the sort

this blog has been brought to you
as a result of my observation that in any relationship
there are always low life hussies on the outside
trying to worm their saggy asses in and destroy the relationship
for no other reason than the thrill of it all
if you are thinking its cos of true love for the person they are aiming for...
lemme remind you darlin'
hussies think with their pussies
nuff said

may karma be kind to all good people
and may karma be wrought on all hussies