Saturday, May 08, 2004

i like i like

this is more like an update on how i am going on my resolution (wed Apr 28)

it is very liberating
well.. at least it feels so
to not bite back my tongue when that fuckwit does something stupid

it feels good to see him squirm
it is tremendously uplifting to see him embarassed
it is fun to be inconsiderate to that inconsiderate pig

like for example,
when he hogged the clothes drying rack to dry his two pieces of rags
it felt damn blardee good to toss his half dried clothes to one side
so that i could dry our clothes which we needed the next day
hear that...
DAMN BLARDEE GOOD

bottom line
i like
i like my new resolution made on Wed Apr 28

see i figure
if you are going to be a fuckwit
if you are going to be an inconsiderate fuckwit
if you are going to be a tactless inconsiderate fuckwit
actually.. tactless if the word i borrowed from my nice housemate
i would put it more as
if you are going to be a rude ill mannered inconsiderate fuckwit
then i figure that
a) it is not a sufficient excuse that its the way he is therefore he should be excused
AND
b) everyone ought to be rude, ill mannered and inconsiderate back to you
oui?

if the excuse that its the way he is and therefore he should be excused
were to be sufficient
then why don't we all be selfish inconsiderate fuckwits...
cos then that's the way we are and therefore we should be excused

so listen up buddy...
don't try any stupid things on me anymore
cos you ain't gettin away with it no more

anyway here's a little joke that really happened
friend: so who wants to go to see les miserables (pronounced leh misrahb)
fuckwit: you mean Less Miserable issit?

*laughs all the way to the toilet*

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