PRONTO!

This whole effin’ morning ain’t going my way
You know it..
You just effin’ know it

It doesn’t go your way when
You have to wait effin’ 30 mins in the hot sun for the first effin’ bus
When it normally only take 10 mins between busses

You chill
You send out cool sms-es to ppl
And one special TLC sms to a special person
No one replies, muddereffers

I’m thinking I want to buy a nice phone for somebody
But then he never really remembers what the shit you give him
So I don’t know if I should bother
What’s the point of spending so much money
On someone who will just forget
Bleh

You have to wait another effin’ 10 mins at the train station for your effin train
And when you get on the EFFING train
You HAVE to be seated next to mr. bad bomber breath for the next 1 effing hour ride
DAMN!

You get off the train
You have to take an EFFING 15 mins walk to the EFFING bus stop
You lose a heel in the process
You go back and pick it up
And Reattach it

You keep walking
You reach bus stop
You are already mighty effing bothered

You wait another F***ing 15 mins for the MudderEffing bus
You get on the bus
You reach destination
You have to climb a slight..
You know…
Just EVER SO SLIGHT MUDDER EFFING hill

You lose your other heel
You MUDDERF***ing go back to find it and reattach it
Then you keep climbing

Then the other goddamn heel falls into the DRAIN
@#$%^&^*()*&^%$#@

2 muddereffing hours to get here for the next muddereffin’ month
let's just say muddereffin dun even describe it

I’m MUDDEREFFING PI*****
My reports better be ready the moment I go upstairs to get them
My client better give me everything muddereffing thing I want today

If anyone wants to try me on for muddereffing size
You don’t want to try today

And it is only 10 am

Thank you for your kind attention
its all fucked and good