The story of the 4 Cs

i need to purge something before i can tell my story
what is my story?
i said i have to purge first no?
been meaning to write my chapter 1 is all i can say
but my early morning ephiphany has to wait for its proper day in the sun
anyways
so to purge

let me tell u of the 4Cs
usually 4Cs are chased by the girls ;)
we all want those 4Cs

BUT these 4Cs
i felt is my due obligation to WARN thee of
male and females Alike
Take heed
on ur pain of ur own pain

C the first:
mildly amusing albeit irritating to all those afflicted by her.
stalks men she likes
but no prob to girls as men run
RUN
thus mildly amusing
to girls or those in her (sociopath career) way
knife blade shining and visible
will not hesitate to Chap (stab) you one time
any which way

C the Second
Constantly in disguise
managed to con many a male into her lair of (wet infected) pain
knife blade in constant disguise
will Chap you many times at will
from behind
as that is only remaining unifected entry point
Mildly irritating to ear
(usu.) Mildly irritating to environs

C the Third
is constant consistent milk supply point
frequently found with open teteh shop
likes to produce fresh sweet teteh milk
does not dehydrate as teteh's well lubed by surrounding fat oils
knife blade well hidden
milk only available via suction methods
females unwelcome to milk
males only invitation
my first milk slut encounter
usually like to pretend she is high class but no money to be class
will let her milk be sucked
and then suck the suckers back
of mild irritation level to males as usu. does not get chance to suck them dry

C the fourth
HIGH LEVEL SECURITY WARNING
Producer of salty milk
for those who like their milk salty
(some ppl like it salty ok)
(some ppl have overcome their oedipus complex and feel no need to visit teteh shops)
Consistently found with open Bus No 11. shop as source of salty milk
disguised as high class boutique
(minyakmanyak special ada tongkat ali)
name oso more spescial than everyone else
ppl make satu englrish name more than enough
this one mau two
ppl high clrass ok
found loitering in hospitals in this land
girls beware
if u fainted/pengsan and u end up her patient
or in her vicinity
besok hari (tomoro) ur lau gong/boyfriend kena eaten into her bus No. 11 liao
C the fourth followed by Lara May
oh solly hor..
itu May oso crass sikit( a little)...
mau(wants) itu Mae type one
of mild pleasure to men at first
finishes process with men dry and accounts also dry, eyes only not dry
ppl must finance itu expensive milk production process ok..

so those in the know,
u have been warned in this land
there are two ppl u want to avoid if u fall sick
one is the bitch from beyond
one is C the fourth

YOU
HAVE
BEEN
WARNED
!

I want another ephiphany
I have Chapter 1 and a middle Chapter
i think there is going to be a chapter on these milk shops
but i'm not sure how it sounds
thank god for colleagues who get u drunk and tell u what a chiobu u are
*hugs the unit's little boy*