toilet thoughts

me iz got alot of things to blog about
because me is goes toilet everyday at 10 am sharp
except when got stupid meeting
or worse.. stupid teleconference
then i go after the meeting/telcon

but because me is not wearing my glasses..
plus my eyes are tired
i.e. me is wants to sleep
so me is only can quikly...
regurgigate all the lovely posts me is composed in the OPG toilet

Ah HAH!
there is the first
i.e. what is this OPG???????
only one amongst you dear readers.. will know
this is OPG talk
top secret
limit is only to the moo people club

ah hah!
you is now thinks i is childish..
who care my stupid secret talk right?
too bad
this is my toilet thought
i don't give shit what you think

which bring me to the next toilet post
i know what some ppl out there is sthinks
but i no care what you is sthinks
i turn my back on you
i no care you sthinks i is childish or what
because i is decides i have no time for shitty ppl
i is only have 15 mins a day dedicated to shit
and that is the kind i clear my bowels one
that
is
all

nest is you may notice
this post is rather unusual
it got alot of i, me, i
yeah..
i oso was thinking what is GOING ON HERE?
then one day i go home early
and i veg out in front of tv

then my favourite show is show in tv
then i is watch it
it is called
OPRAH
and the topic of the day was
"the age of miracles"
then i come to understand how come i is go back to i, me and I
me is premature old..
what to do?

so now you all is asking what is "age of miracle"?
i tell you is super insight to life
find out more by exercise your brain
is on the super woman's webby
i.e. go see oprah talk about it for yourself on her webby

then oso another separate toilet post
was that i realise one thing
the thing that is..
actually
now i
LIKE MY JOB
i only is not like is when
i have to reason with unreasonable ppl who think they is reasonable

but never mind!
at work I is will play with you
i will deal with you
i will conquer you!!!!!!!!!!
YOU
WILL
BE
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAA

at home is
i say screw you
all those poke eye poke nose and the like
i is no want to play with you
i is work all day long no need to work at play!!!

i is also see the china olympic opening
i is very impress by them
and the bunch of chinamen in a foreign land
in the restaurant where i eating
who is they all stand up and sang their national anthem as it was played
WAH
seriously... patriotic
nice
make me think maybe i should sing my national anthem on merdeka day also

me is also say..
the HP touchsmart is
DAMN THE SUPER COOL

but given my schedule
me is now
finally
thinking of join the 21st century
finally
me is being attracted to buy hi grade top end fone
with roaming internet
that is can internet anywhere
but i is not sure yet
i like my fone now
simple fone
work well
never die when it falls (all the time)
never crack when i throw it around (all the time)
cost me is zero dollar

internet phone must take care
drop means maybe the phone konk
phone konk mean i konk
i konk means you all never get to read such konk post anymore
then the whole world is konk
just because i use hi tech phone

AH HAH!
yo see how i can play with you unreasonable ppl being reasonable???
i know your trade!
MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
you all konk la!

right
now post is long
should occupy you for few days
give you lots to think about
toilet post is good
anyhow shit out only

PLUS today got bonus
got homework
go find out about the age of miracles
that should keep you occupied a little longer
jolly good
super

have nice time you all!!

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